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A stripper or wage troll is the larval stage of the creature that will eventually become a Porn Star. Gay stripper gif people who wish their porn smelled like stale beer,vaginal sweat and cigarettes, they can get the wonderful experience of seeing a meth-addled whore with fake boobs dance to bad music.

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As many a man can attest, there's nothing better than seeing a extremely razor burnt cooch with ingrown stubble under poor lighting rattle around to the tune of Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps". Many fall into the illusion Gay stripper gif the stripper dancing on a table in front of them with an Gay stripper gif stuffed full of dollar bills is sexually interested in them. They continue to believe this despite the fact that they spent all your rent money and still haven't got any for the 4th month in a row.

This will lead to their landlady to finally be able to tell them to GTFO providing many lulz to their current situation. It is important to remember to never be polite to a stripper as their soulless, self-destructive Attention Whore ways simply can't comprehend it.

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Trying to be kind and gentlemanly can cause a stripper to become severely confused to the point where it can result in seizures. The average career of a stripper lasts two years or less, when she marries the only asshole who doesn't frequent her nudie bar, only to live out her days as a waitress when he gets Gay stripper gif of her shit and dumps her.

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Those that are not completely annihilated by the industry become Porn Stars. Though many have an annual trailer household income exceeding that of some doctors, strippers have the personal finance skills of a sea urchin. Strippers are savvy investors wielding portfolios of the latest Gay stripper gif of Coach purses, acrylic nails and Marlboro Lights.

Most are trendsetters in their stripping community with their avant garde financial choices: Why pay the electric bill when you can have Gucci shoes? When not in the club, they can be found in their natural habitat Gay stripper gif the local 24 hour gas station at 4 in the morning where many opt to diversify their vested interests with stale burritos and Red Bull.

You can also see men strip at gay barsif you are gay or just want a stripper who will touch you. There's also the mythical Chippendale Dancers who dance only Gay stripper gif women, but since women have no sex drive, this is obviously a myth. A staple of the stripper's routine to gouge you for all your Jew Gold pole dancingas the name itself suggests, originated in Poland. Mostly practiced by drunk college girls at spring break but recently, pole dancing has entered the mainstream with many gym's featuring Pole Dancing Fitness classes for flabby housewives and Gay stripper gif that teach them how to spice up their non-existent sex-lives and pump up their husband's flaccid pen0r.

Your husband should love you no matter what your physical appearance looks like right?

The rest of the thread can be found here. Sad but, true I know. Its not that I frequent the joint on the regular or anything. Its just I stopped in on passing with friends. At first glance she appeared to have a beer belly.

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After she waddled closer to the pole is when Gay stripper gif noticed that it was in fact a belly well into her second trimester. To make things even worse she staggered and flopped while dancing around drunk to songs like, "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor". She even punched herself in the cootch to the beat of the song. I'm not talkin' a lil' tap on the hoo-ha for ha ha's, she was straight bustin' that thing in the lips like it owed her some money.

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So please, if you don't want to see some nasty drunken ho on the stripper pole, don't go to Glitter Girls of Logan. Later on in the thread, one of the stripper's friends comes forth to say that she would never drink while pregnant because she cares too much for the baby.

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Instead, Gay stripper gif it turns out, she was stoned on heroinwhich, she has been assured, won't really hurt the kid. Time to give credit where credit is due. Today's strippers, welfare moms, trailer residents, and assorted underachievers should really follow this lady's lead. Alcohol can lead to monstrosities like Chris-chan that are allowed to live.

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Heroin can lead to addicted babies that are mercifully shaken to death because they won't stop crying, as they are addicted to smack. Some say it's degrading! If you think it is, think for a moment If it was truely ignominious and insulting in some degree, bitches would have stopped it at some point and tried bakery instead.

First you need a stripper name. You don't want the greasy guy with the gunt and the bad combover masturbating in the corner and nursing a Bud Light to know your powerword.

Stripper names can be reduced into a neat formula. All strippers name themselves after one of the following:.

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So, if you have six women of dubious morals with varying degrees of drug addiction and lower than average educational achievement and IQ named Asia, Jasmine, Butterfly, Lexus, Chardonnay, and Diamond, you have a Friday night lineup at a small strip club.

Try to create your own stripper names.

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Next, you'll need some music. The following songs were or are popular at just about any titty bar across the country:. Previous Video Next Video.


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